Upon reading the Nov 4 Issue, the followint went to the Beachcomber today:

The euphemism “dancing” is addressed this week by Dillon, the Hudsons, and the School. Dillon is frivolous, the Hudsons are right on the mark, and the School speaks of autocratic dictum. In shaping my impassioned response I’m reminded of the TV show “Dancing with the Stars”. Now, that’s grinding with style. Here we go. First, you will refrain from trying to “teach” good behavior. Second, you will teach dancing. You dig? How dancing is taught begins with the music. A good tune, a charming partner, some ambience, hey, this is the stuff of dreams. This can get you a high that is just as sweet next morning. Just one detail, and I’ll shut up. Dancing starts with the feet, and is amplified with the knees. Above the knees you let imagination do its thing.